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I Call Myself ZOMBiE CYGIG
"Educated" At Maha Bodhi School, Victoria School, Anderson JC, LASALLE College of the Arts
What I Do Lazing, Hobby Crafting, DIY, Graphic Design, Computer Stuff that you don't get it
What I Avoid Hipsters, Soccer, Apple Brand, Outings
How Am I Like Logical, Practical, Off-Beat, Anti-Social, Sarcastic
Today...in Math class, teacher came in and said "Well good, i can see lots of improvement in alot of people. BUT...there are some OBVIOUS ones. Some can get FIFTEEN or maybe 20 or 30 marks. Ok i tell you this..I cannot do anything now. You try wait a while. Then you yourself cant do a thing as well! Well then, be prepared to pack your bag and go somewhere else..."
She was looking at everyone else except me, which is 1000x more deadly than staring at me. I dunno how to react, just so feign a smile at her.
ACJC prelime paper was given....suddenly around me...i heard some...hauntings. "that question one...the mod x.." "5sin3x+sin2x isit got cos cos.." "take ln on both side, then spilt the multiple into addition.."
Fuck it...I cant stand all these hauntings...esp when there are a lot of ppl around me discussing things what are so foreign. Its as rude as talking Chinese when there is a Malay in the group. I cant understand a shit they toking, why they do so fast? I began to stare at the ACJC prelim qn. I cant do the 1st...i cant do the second...yet the others are discussing about qn 3 and 4. I looked at Shaun. He was scribbling all his answers on like the 3rd page liao, while me only on the starting on first page. The hauntings continued....just like a curse...I hate the noise of homework discussion..esp when i dunno a shit they toking about....
Meanwhile...Math teacher walked around...she seemed to have this filter to filter me out of her sight and though. I feel sinful to look at her. Meanwhile the math questions still lok so deadly. Fatal. I tired to ignore all those noises that seemed to mock at me around me.. Bu i cant. All i did was to stared at the paper and hope all is gone.
Cant trust myself now...which is hallucination which is truth. Which feeling is real which is induced. I had been drowning myself in GunZ to escape reality these days. Im sleeping like 3am every nite. So tired. My fingers hurt too much from the exaggerating key presses and my back hurt becos i sat for too long. Virtual Reality is like estacy or alcohol, just that abusing it will not leave any physical clues for the others to know.
I slept though GP, trying my best to crack some jokes to keep me awake. GP teacher sounded more comfortable than math teacher.
I began to relac a bit during break. Chatting to SH and JJ. Then went to the Reading room and discuss some GunZ stuff with Tsun Lam.
Computing lesson wasnt as good as i tot. Computing teacher asked me "So how u did?"
I tot he was asking about how i did for compting. I dunno how to answer cos he was the one who marked m paper. Then he clearified "You other paper how?". I took out my 15 marks script and showed it to him. He luffed.
"Then liddat got what use? You score A in computing also no use mah?! Liddat you might as well go Poly!"
This isnt the 1st time a teacher told me to go Poly. Mr You's prediction came true alll the way back in Sec 3. He saw me as more "useful" in Poly, but well...indirectly meant im "useless" in JC...which is ....
Tomato finally SMSed me. She told me she dun feel like studying anymore for Promo. I know this feeling. I had it before. Suddenly she will start smsing me telling me how she feel and how she will fail. I suspect the cheeful fruit is really beginning to wake up and worry and pouring out all her anxiousness like what i usually does. Im sorry cos i really dunno how to comfort her. I just told her that its ok to get retained, at least you get a whole new chance. Either that or she mug hard to get wonder for her Promo. Dun enter J2 with half a bucket of water like me, she will die when A's come.
Tomato told me she got sick of mugging even before Prelim. She giving up Math from what i heard. Why? Whats wrong w my grandma/grandpa? Why all the offspring either excel (my mom and CC) or get screwed by math all the time?
But i think she wun do as bad. She is smart anyway, although "smartness" isnt really what is needed in JC. But she always does last minute wonders. I do last minute failures. (I tot i failed all the way?)
It seems that NYJC's prelim is dragging. And i guessed Tomato just touched my Math book i lent her since few weeks ago. I asked her out for Pizza next thurs when her paper finished. Cos I dint have time to celebrate her bd then cos of prelims. At least there is smthing pleasnat to look forward to.
I did another sinful thingy today. I wasted 12 pieces of paper to do a math paper...and yet got only 15 marks. I reserved one piece of paper for each question, considering that i will cancel whole thing or write fractions big so teacher can see clear. It dint worked out...after i wrote a few sentences....i found that i dunno how to do the rest....thus wasting the rest of the papers. Im sinful. You noe...i just killed 1000000 trees for the math paper, yet i got only 15 marks....
Today is the last class civics lesson. We were told to write some short comments about each other, then fold into some fan. Collected from everyone in the class. Thanks guys! Click to see enlarged peekture!
The morning started with the teacher saying "Im PISSED to invite the Principal to give out the prizes!" I mean she wanna pee then go lah! No need give the pee to the P one neh!
It started drizzling. Lol. Actually i like walking in the rain, i remembered last time Sports day in VS in the National Stadium. The even was interrupted by a heavy down pour. Then all the skools all run in to hide or take out some umbrella. It left only us Victorians cheering and playing with water in the rain. The heavier the rain goes, the louder we cheer. Lol damn siao. All the other skools think we nuts. Lol While they cheering...i was peeping at the semi transparent tee shirt of the gal skool beside...
Phy tutorial. Ok i dint failed that badly in paper 2, but dead in paper 1 and 3. So i still failed.
GP - Kiat was complaing all about the GP teacher...while he is taking note of them, i was busily snoring away at the corner.... "Did you heard of an invention called a pen?" No have. "Pen" no have, only got "Penis", you want?
I sleep walked till Phy lect and then sleep walked again to the canteen. I dun fucking understand why i so damn tired. I even forgotten about the 4B gathering thingy....i sleepp and woke up like 8 and ate dnr till 9. Just to discovered my 4B classmate called me. Oh Fuck, im suppose to inform them even if i not going. Sorry Sorry! Just too tired to remember anything now...sorry again.
Quite a humorous yet touching advertisment about this Smooth E facial foam from Thailand! The ad brings about this mini love story about this rough gal changing to a chio bu to find her Mr Right. MUST WATCH!
Feel so much better..talking a quick stroll on Town, arming with my LX30 Assault Rifle. Its not of the most powerful rifle, but no doubt one of the fastest. It holds 40 bullets in a bullet. It means one thing: SPRAY TIME!
Jumping from one roof to another, looking over my shoulder for any suspecting dagger stunners. Tumbling over the corners, looking at a gang of machine gunners, their guns aint as good as i expected, they cant event put one bullet in me. I took out my rifle and started piercing holes in them. LX30's rapid firing rate plus bull's eye accuracy took them down within moments. More of them swarmed from the back, i jumped backwards and with the other hand grabbed my launcher: Walcom L1.
One shot from my launcher towards the ground splashed tremendous damage on the surrounding gunmen. Some backed off in time while others got simply blown off.
I grew more and more furious, not becos of not getting enough kills fast, nor becos of the invincible hacker rambling around. But becos of my counter part in the real world. He told he all about something call "prelims". He injected his hatred on events in his skool into my soul. My blood boiled by converting his stress to my anger. Pressing my trigger even harder, i sprayed my bullets all everyone i see. Sword bearers are no threat to me, despite they fast speed, they cant get near me, while im able to gun them down from far.
I was spraying and spraying, bullets like water, but instead of losing my aim, accuracy instinctively got better and better. "Click Click", that was the last of my ammo. No more rockets either. No choice but to fight with my Military Sword. Im not fond of swords and their counter part - daggers. I just cant fight well with them, basic wall flying is alright, but my sword is never my primary weapon.
I dashed forward and slashed a couple Butterflying. They flew around me and pierced my skin from all sides. DAMN! I wished i cought fight but i was on the ground by then. After 10 seconds, i was given a whole new life continued battling...
I fought and fought ten, twenty, thirty. I had forgotten time... I only remembered to KILL KILL KILL. I can see my real life partner wanting to do the same in his world as well, just that its considered illegal over there. One down and another...Im not tired...
How am i going to win? I dunno...Suddenly the sky darken...I pointed my rifle at his head. BANG. Head shot. Thanks for being my number 100.
Thats the end of it. Im tired now. 100 souls taken by me. Time to retire for rest. I missed my Breaker 6 shotgun. Dun worry baby, you will take more blood next time.
"Explain one problem faced by the spy geostationary satellite"
A1: KEna hit by comet then explode lah - JJ A2: Later no fuel fall back to Earth collide into MOE building - Me A3: Wah lao eh, geo stationary means it seems not moving, always there, liddat everyone one where it is, then how to SPY?! - An Liang
Erectum: So isit "Erect" or isit "Rectum"? Seems to be for the topic physics of FLUID. YOu know...MOE says every skool need some hours of sexual education and AJC believe in holystic educating...ya intergret sex edu into phy. Teach less learn more. Wonderful.
I can tell you, today's paper is the easiest of all the prelim paper i had taken. Belive me, you are going to fail.
Ok today never fall asleep. I can do about half of the paper. Well actually you know, i can pass if i get 100marks for paper 2! I can get a D grade if i studied last nite! I can get a C grade if i start pracising last Friday. I can get B if i spent my Spet holidays well do all TYS. I can get A if my Sec 3 A Math teacher isnt Mdm Teo!
But i still think i can get "A" and "C". A math failed followed by C math failed. Damn cold -..-
In vain of Math, i collected all the blank unused foollscape and attatched to my answer sheet. I use permanent marker to delete the words in the formula list. (joking)
wo jiu shi math tai lan....math tai lan...
Bo Chen, you must keep your promise: Prepare me funeral.
Im brainless becos... teacher say so Im brainless becos... I do not mug, only when you mug, you had fulfilled your 2 years in AJC Im brainless becos... I can spend my prelim time making poster, doing software development Im brainless becos... I cant and dun like do sport. Being a guy, must excel physically and must love World Cup Im brainless becos... I speak Chinese alot. AJC teacher say cannot tok Chinese in skool. Only Engrish. Im brainless becos... I hate polidicks. Kiat say i dun study polidicks i dunno a thing. Im brainless becos... I hate r*u h*a. I should be gentlemen enough to forgive her horrible deeds Im brainless becos... Im a techno geek Im brainless becos... I have a chicken as pet at home (Pok Pok), i shld have cat, dog, other birds, hamster... Im brainless becos... I cant pass math, whereas others get away with relying on me all the time for tech support becos they have the "right to fail IT" Im brainless becos... I do Dark Arts, art work must be brite and cheerful looking Im brainless becos... i fail all my subjects, im stupid to waste 2 years in JC Im brainless becos... My favourite drink is teh-o-bing, not Wen Yan's coffee Im brainless becos... I waste so much money on mp3 players and earphones Im brainless becos... I care to and want to improve and remake AJC, I shld just shut up. "Its just 2 years ma!" Im brainless becos... My blog dun have dynamic width Im brainless becos... I seldom go Orchard, i hang around Bugis Im brainless becos... I live in the East of Singapore while my friends live in the Middle and the West Im brainless becos... I took DnT (so called low class lousy subject) in sec 4 Im brainless becos... Im not charging fee for using my blog flash apps Im brainless becos... Im too childish, the rest of the AJCians are the most mature Im brainless becos... Im always depressed and too pessimistic Im brainless becos... I pon lesson. AJC lectures and tutorials are always the best for me Im brainless becos... I dint get Spaper, Scholarship, dunno what other acad achievements Im brainless becos... I dint join the AJC work attatchment or researches Im brainless becos... my friends say so Im brainless becos... my parents say so Im brainless becos... Pok Pok say so Im brainless becos... I always giving up on myself academically Im brainless becos... Im myself. I shld not be myself, i shld adapt to the AJC enviroment and be "one of them" Im brainless becos... i skip Alpha list program Im brainless becos... Im ugly Im brainless becos... i always make ppl around me angry Im brainless becos... I say thank you to the unker keeping my plates in the kopitiam Im brainless becos... I dun mod my PC Im brainless becos... I will buy NDS instead of PSP Im brainless becos... Im using Win 2K, not XP Im brainless becos... I dun skin my OS Im brainless becos... Im last in my class in anything
The AJC clock AJC invested 1.8K on an LED clock Someone: It might be LCD, not LED!
1.8K....its still a bit exp for a clock. Someone: It might be high defination!
Ooooo...high definination LCD clock... hmmm 16:9 res... 100000000:1 contrast ratio.. .hmmm 60".... Built with 10 full range speakers. Plus connection to Flash media to select pic to display. What about playing DVD?
EHH! Thats no longer a CLOCK! Its a HDTV! WTF. I LOVE AJC!!!! MUCKS THEY BUYING A HD TV FOR US!
PS: I better see it before i leave school NB: No, im not paying the $2 for it
Cant MUG! WTF tml is Math and...i cant mug! holiday mood liao! Fuck!
Broken toothbrush This morning i finally decided to brush my teeth, but my electronic toothbrush broke. WTF lah...I went out to the toiletries cupboard and search for a manual toothbrush, but cannot find leh. I remb i had one a few years back, so i rush bacl to my toilet and look for it. Ah its there! Just that it looks abit mouldy with the bristles "open flower". Can see some insect crrawling inside also. Well i tot its a bit too early to kill myself now so i decided to ask me mum where she kept all the new toothbrushes.
Mom came up and searched, but cannot find also. So i used this excuse to wanna go out to buy new ones. She dint hear me but cont to search for toothbrushes. Finally she gave up.
She said "no need lah buy lah, next week then buy, anyway u brush teeth only once a week mah." Wow, i love my mum!
Kopitiam Talk Then in the afternoon me went down with mom for lunch. Me always sit among all the aunties and listen to them gossip. Its actually kinda amusing listening to them talk. How they tekan their husband, how they force their children to mug, how the showed off their jeweries. Im the only guy there if not couting the P1 and P2 children. So i will always sit back and listen to them gossip. "That ah lian ah, wah lao see me never smile..", "ah hua took my pot never return!", "last time i cook the chilli prawns nice anot?", "my husband siao liao! he dun gimme money! sobs sobs", "i tell u that ah soh there DUN believe what she said!"...All these sort. Listening to all the gossipings definitely more entertaining that Taiwan variety shows.
I always like to see things from the individuals. I dun really care about "What the is the professional norm" but rather "what ppl around me feel" and what "i can effectively control". Thats also why im never interested in politics. Unless u ah pa is some minister, whatever you say, whatever your view is, whatever you complain never seems to work. Mostly just rantings. Just like econs paper, you tok tok tok, all just pen and paper. GP also, tok tok tok, also pen and paper. So instead of trying to dominate and change the world, I wourld rather simply do my part to help out those beside me. If gahmen no want to build lift on every floor on the flat, why not we just help those ah mah ah pek carry their stuff up the stairs. If those cleaners in the kopitiam complain of low pay and no one wanna hire them cos they no education cert, why not just help them by pilling your plates before they collect and smile and greet them to make their day better?
So my mom and another aunty was helping this friend whom do not know how to use computer to do online chalet booking. She was grateful. My mum asked why she wanna book chalet? She said its for her boy's birthday party.
Mom: eh i tot ur boy's exam round the corner? Friend: aiya P1 dun care lah Aunty: lol P1 and P2 exam should be easy, study the day before can liao lah
Me: Actually, not only P1 lor, J1 and J2 also liddat one!
Best of SuperBand Yes i bought the CD! Definitely worth every cents of the $17.95. Lots of Rock and fast songs. I like! Though im a bit disappointed with Qinobe's shuang jie gun. A bit like not enough instruments used. But Samuel's rapping is totally ROCKS! More practising can compare to MC Hotdog liao! MLB and LUCIFY's song also not bad. Im particularly impressed with AMBER, esp their music arrrangement, its also to my style of music. Very party, lots of sampling used with raps and effects and heavy beat. The J3's Qi Li Xiang almost melted me!!! But it sounds a bit too "organ" and "artificial". They distorted their voices to make them sound dreamy, i tot maybe their original voices will be nicer. Juz-B acapella also not bad. Im impressed totally cos they are MALAYS, not chinese. Good job!
Of all, just dun listen to track 10.
Not Wasting my blog on complains I decided to cut down on entries regarding complains. Well i tot why must i dirty my blog with all those AJC rants? AJC worth the attention on my blog? Im sick of it liao. Is there really no way to improve on the skool? Sometimes i tot, we rant so much, maybe the authorities REALLY dunno. Thye might not read our blogs. Even they say the suggestion box no one go look, but i think no one go put anything inside also, even got also maybe a few ppl only. I really dunno how to improve my skool. I dun like going out letting ppl luff at me from such a JC.